So in honor of Ozzie's slush-fund, TTCS is giving you his Top Ten rants since he's become the pale hose's manager.
10.
"If we win this year, I might run naked down Michigan Avenue like people expect me to."
Don't think I have to explain how frightened the city of Chicago is after hearing this.
9.
"When you're fat and you're good, you're a strong guy...When you're fat and you're horse-shit, you're fat."
Ozzie talks about closer Bobby Jenks in 2006.
8.
Good thing A.J. was a better actor in 2005 against the Angels when he was the only one in the country who thought that was a dropped third strike.
7.
"What a piece of (expletive) he is, F-bomb-ing fag...He's garbage...He's always been garbage...and he will die a garbage."
This was Ozzie's response to Chicago's own Jay Mariotti.
TTCS does not agree with the views or actions of Ozzie, just merely pointing out how he's just out of his F-bomb-ing mind.
6.
Priceless rant here. Ozzie called into a radio station and proceeded to go nuts on The Score's Mike North.
5.
"Alex (Rodriguez) was kissing Latino people's asses...He knew he wasn't going to play for the Dominicans...He's not a Dominican! I hate hypocrites, he's full of (expletive)...The Dominican team doesn't need his ass...It's the same thing with (Nomar) Garciaparra playing for Mexico...Garciaparra only knows Cancun because he went to visit."
Ozzie's opinion on the World Baseball Classic.
4.
"He has an enemy...Now he has a big one...He knows I can (expletive) him a lot of different ways...He better shut the (expletive) up and play for the Detroit Tigers...Why do I have to apologize to him? Who the (expletive) is Magglio Ordonez? Why ever talk about me? He doesn't do (expletive) for me."
3.
"Who is Hill? That piece of (expletive) who pitched? Michael (Barrett) realized he was wrong...But that little (expletive) Hill, he should be in Triple-A."
Just after Barrett sucker punched A.J. Pierzynski and Hill's opinion about it during the Windy City series in 2007.
2.
"If my kids were on the field, (they were) going to get their (expletive) kicked..What's Ozzie Jr. going to do? Eat somebody? One is a baby, one is too little...another one, the only thing he can do is eat somebody or drink somebody."
Even his own kids aren't safe from the wrath of a Guillen rant.
1.
"Those ceremonies....'Oh, let's bring back those guys from 2005'...We're all crippled and (expletive) up, pushing wheelchairs, kids crying because his Dad was on the ballclub...(expletive) that...I don't need that bull...A bunch of fat guys, another one is broke...'Hey where's your ring?' Oh, I don't know, I sold that son of a bitch two years ago."
Ladies and Gentleman, Ozzie Guillen.
"If we win this year, I might run naked down Michigan Avenue like people expect me to."Don't think I have to explain how frightened the city of Chicago is after hearing this.
9.
"When you're fat and you're good, you're a strong guy...When you're fat and you're horse-shit, you're fat."Ozzie talks about closer Bobby Jenks in 2006.
8.
Good thing A.J. was a better actor in 2005 against the Angels when he was the only one in the country who thought that was a dropped third strike.
7.
"What a piece of (expletive) he is, F-bomb-ing fag...He's garbage...He's always been garbage...and he will die a garbage."This was Ozzie's response to Chicago's own Jay Mariotti.
TTCS does not agree with the views or actions of Ozzie, just merely pointing out how he's just out of his F-bomb-ing mind.
6.
Priceless rant here. Ozzie called into a radio station and proceeded to go nuts on The Score's Mike North.
5.
"Alex (Rodriguez) was kissing Latino people's asses...He knew he wasn't going to play for the Dominicans...He's not a Dominican! I hate hypocrites, he's full of (expletive)...The Dominican team doesn't need his ass...It's the same thing with (Nomar) Garciaparra playing for Mexico...Garciaparra only knows Cancun because he went to visit."Ozzie's opinion on the World Baseball Classic.
4.
"He has an enemy...Now he has a big one...He knows I can (expletive) him a lot of different ways...He better shut the (expletive) up and play for the Detroit Tigers...Why do I have to apologize to him? Who the (expletive) is Magglio Ordonez? Why ever talk about me? He doesn't do (expletive) for me."
3.
"Who is Hill? That piece of (expletive) who pitched? Michael (Barrett) realized he was wrong...But that little (expletive) Hill, he should be in Triple-A."Just after Barrett sucker punched A.J. Pierzynski and Hill's opinion about it during the Windy City series in 2007.
2.
"If my kids were on the field, (they were) going to get their (expletive) kicked..What's Ozzie Jr. going to do? Eat somebody? One is a baby, one is too little...another one, the only thing he can do is eat somebody or drink somebody."Even his own kids aren't safe from the wrath of a Guillen rant.
1.
"Those ceremonies....'Oh, let's bring back those guys from 2005'...We're all crippled and (expletive) up, pushing wheelchairs, kids crying because his Dad was on the ballclub...(expletive) that...I don't need that bull...A bunch of fat guys, another one is broke...'Hey where's your ring?' Oh, I don't know, I sold that son of a bitch two years ago."Ladies and Gentleman, Ozzie Guillen.
3 comments:
I think we need Ozzie on our side to verbally assault Giangreco when we get in our rumble.
Ozzie is the typical type of manager that can either inspire a team, or get himself fired(See: Scott Skiles R.I.P). In this day and age, when you see a firery manager, he is a relic, a thing of the past. If Ozzie had his way, all of the starters would be in there till their arms fell off, or they would be throwing up from exhaustion. So Ozzie, keep up the good work, or make plans to contact the moving company.
That kiss with his kid still freaks me out.
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