Friday, February 22, 2008

Top Ten Women in the WWE

Welcome to another Fabulous Freddy Friday list. This weeks topic: What defines the word "sport"? In my mind, the definition is anything that involves muscular ability, a planned direction of attack, mind and/or body conditioning and hella-sexy women involved with said "sport" in any way, shape or form. The following are my Top Ten Women in the WWE.

10. Sunny. (Tammy Lynn Sytch)

Sunny was the first "Diva" in the WWF, no matter what Sable says. Tammy was born December 7, 1972 in Matawan, New Jersey. She has been a professional wrestling diva for ECW, WCW, WWE and various other independent promotions. She achieved her greatest success as Sunny in WWF in the mid to late 1990's.


9. Ashley. (Ashley Massaro)

Ashley was born May 26, 1979 in Babylon, Long Island, New York. Since she won the 2005 RAW Diva Search, much like Maria (#10), she too, laces 'em up week in and week out.

8. Tracy Brooks. (Tracy Brookshaw)


Tracy was born May 22, 1975 in St. Marys, Ontario, Canada. She is a Canadian professional wrestler who has found her way to Vince McMahon's WWE with her sexiness, her atheletic abilities and her outstanding taste in ties.

7. Torrie Wilson. (Torrie Anne Gruner)

Torrie was born on July 24, 1975 in Boise, Idaho. Beside her success in the ring, Torrie's success has led her to becoming one of several WWE divas to pose naked for Playboy. Come on, she's from Idaho. She's got to show off those great potatoes.



6. Maria. (Maria Kanellis)

She was born May 2, 1981 in Ottawa, Illinois. After competing in the first ever $250,000 RAW Diva Search and winning, she has laced up the boots to grapple in the ring. Ottawa is 90 minutes South-West of Chicago and home of the greatest strip club, Silver Slipper Saloon, south of Interstate 80. Because I need all of my lists to, in some way, pertain to The Windy City, this beauty is the only reason I can do this list today.



5. Lita. (Amy Dumas)

As Lita, Amy performed catapulting moon-saults and diving hurricanes off the top rope week after week. She is a two-time WWE Women's Champion and is one of the most popular WWE Divas in history.

4. Trish Stratus. (Patricia Anne Stratigias)

Patricia was born December 18, 1975 in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada. (Who says nothing good comes from our Northern neighbors?) She is marketed as the first woman in WWE history to have held the WWE Women's Championship on six different occasions. That's two more times than the four title reigns of The Fabulous Moolah.

3. Victoria. (Lisa Marie Varon, née Lisa Marie Sole)

Lisa Marie was born February 10, 1971 in San Bernardino, California and may or may not enjoy eating sushi, watching the Chicago Cubs and dating recent graduates of Columbia College Chicago.

2. Candice Michelle. (Candice Michelle Beckman)

She was born September 30, 1978 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, (the only thing I can find that's bad about her. Most likely a Packer fan.) and is a glamour model, actress and Diva. She is currently working for WWE's RAW and made me use my noggin' extra hard to decide on the #1 spot for this list.

Which brings us to:

1. Stacy Keibler. (Stacy Ann-Marie Keibler)

Stacy was born October 14, 1979 in Baltimore, Maryland. She is an aspiring actress. Maybe you've never seen her act, but then again, her acting chops aren't really what she' s known for. Keibler is known for her figure. Specifically her exceptionally long legs which, at press time, measured in at 42 inches (107 centimetres) long. Now that I think of it, those legs just might be longer in length than the overall total height of one of the contributors for this site. Hmpf?

3 comments:

Ricky O'Donnell said...

Fred-X I hate to admit it, but that potatoes joke made me laugh.

And your right, Zach is totally a midget.

Bleacher said...

Love these lists Freddy.

Tone said...

That was great Freddy! Stacey is number one without a doubt. But would Stephanie McMahon count too?