I've been around for thirty years, 10,950 days, give 'er take a couple leap years. And I've heard too many fools trying to sing "Take me out to the ball game" at Wrigley. And I've seen far too many "I can't dance to save my ass" touch down celebrations. And again, too many of this, that or the other things at any sporting event to celebrate something that kids, since the age of six, have been doing for fun the entire lives.

But golf. The beautiful game that I've never played, beside a fist pump or somebody falling onto the shortly trimmed grass on hole 18 at Augusta after winning, there isn't too much craziness involved. That is, unless of course, your playing at Bushwood.


10. Outstanding Upkeep



Here at Bushwood, we prefer to play, in both game and life, in the cleanliest possible way. Each day, the swimming pool is drained, scrubbed and sanitized for you pleasure.


9. Great Relationships



Growing up, all young men need leaders, mentors even. At Bushwood, no matter what problem any young man may be having, there is always somebody that he can look to for guidance and assistance. If you will be hitting the links all day and have no time to spend with your son, there will be no problem with letting him share time with our personal assistant Ty.

8. World Wisdom



Where else can you find people that are so well traveled to help you with your game? Sure, Carl is just a grounds keeper, but the cat has seen and been through a lot and appears to have no problem with lending his knowledge to the youth of the club.

7. Dedication



Beside being so knowledgeable, Carl is also dedicated to making everybody's experience at Bushwood wonderful. Sure, he might get carried away from time to time and appear to be doing things that he should never be doing, but he does it all for the love of the game, baby.

6. Strong morals



And when you do join Bushwood, if there are ever any legal issues you need resolved, we have a lawyer ready and willing to assist you with your case.

5. Family atmosphere



Sometimes you might not know what's going on in your life, much like Ty, but hey, everybody has bad days. As a member, all other members are your family and can be relied upon for anything.

4. Fun environment



It is indeed a fun atmosphere, but remember to be safe. Just because you're playing the gentleman's game, doesn't mean you should not be prepared for anything, and or, everything at all times.

3. Friendly people



It's a very open and friendly golf community, Bushwood is. A place where doors are left open for everybody and "what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine" does indeed apply. If you need something, ask. If we've got it, we'll give it. No questions asked.

2. Strong course up-keep



Bushwood prides itself in its beautiful courses. We keep for them beautiful year round for your playing experience. If there is anything, we mean ANYTHING, that can be done to contribute to a better playing community, let us know and it shall be done. *There shall be no varmints at Bushwood.

1. Fulfill your dreams





After you've played a round or a dozen, and your game has significantly improved, who's to say that it wont be you that wins the Master's next year.