Shingo looks like a college girl that bought a $4 cowboy hat at Target for her sorority's Country and Western themed party.


9. Darren Clarke

Clarke's the kind of guy who would probably scold you for wearing white after Labor Day.


8. Rory Sabbatini

He's already Tiger's bitch, so.......


7. Luke Donald

Look, I like Luke Donald, but let's be honest.
In that outfit, throw on some high heels, one of those ridiculous Kentucky Derby-type hats on and put a glass of merlot in his hand and he's ready for a night out on the town with his sisters on the LPGA.


6. Colin Montgomerie

Not only does he whine like a girl, but I can guarantee you Monty has one of those cat sweaters with the fake fur on the front that he endlessly brags about.


5. Justin Rose

He's just so dainty, I feel like maybe he belongs on the cover of Seventeen magazine explaining why he's saving himself for that special someone.


4. Ian Poulter

I've got a hundred bucks on Michelle Wie once these two get into a cat-fight.


3. Johan Edfors

My girlfriend has that exact same skirt.


2. Camilo Villegas

You and I both know only a woman could get down in that position 18 times a day. This guy should be making Jenna Jameson type money.


1. Sergio Garcia

Despite the fact he looks like Curios George's owner - 'The Man in the Yellow Hat' - the girls would love him because he'd happily tag along on shopping trips and insist on being first to get a pedicure after a long day out on the links.

And more importantly, he might even win a tournament.