10. LF Scott Podsednik, White Sox
While most athletes strive to be known for their toughness, Pods seems perfectly satisfied that his legacy is having a hot wife.
9. RB Cedric Benson, Bears
Um, he’s rushed for more career yards than Curtis Enis. So he’s got that going for him.
Daze may not be durable, but at least he’s intelligent...
7. QB Rex Grossman, Bears
The last two years, injuries haven’t been Grossman’s problem. It’s been that whole ‘throwing the ball to the other team’ thing.
6. 3B Joe Crede, White Sox
No word yet if back injuries make you swing repeatedly at high fastballs out of the strike zone.
5. G Jay Williams, Bulls
“I mean, he's really 'always' injured” –Matt Olsen
4. S Mike Brown, Bears
Unlike everyone else on this list, it hurts making fun of Brown. It’s a shame he’s always injured; the Bears are so much better with him on the field.
3. P Mark Prior, Cubs
Apparently having ‘perfect mechanics’ means your right shoulder is made of glass.
2. F Martin Havlat, Blackhawks
Even Patrick Kane thinks Havlat is a wuss.
1. P Kerry Wood, Cubs
In our next list, Top Ten pitchers who have had their careers ruined by Dusty Baker, Wood may take the top spot again. Don't worry Cubs fans, it could be worse. At least your closer isn't Eric Gagne.
3 comments:
havlat still has a job
Mark Prior may be a sissy but his quilt is hiding a permanent injury for contract purposes, $$, deceiving the owners. Who knows what happens after no longer taking steriods?
Luol Deng?
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