Soccer. A game. A beautiful game. A beautiful game that is war for many countries. Except ours. And I have no idea why it isn't. What other sport has such die hard fans? Sure, you can say that the Packers/Bears or Cubs/White Sox rivalries are bad, but none of us go to the games with so much love for the team of your choice, that we'd actually throw blows with fans of the opposing team. Soccer, soccer played across the pond anyway, is where you can find that type of action. Think Green Street Hooligans if you don't know what I'm talking about. And if it isn't the love of the game that these blokes are brawlin' over, it's gotta be the lasses.

10. Rachel

The 23-year old multi-lingual beauty from Suriname, South America is a die hard Arsenal supporter. Her favorite footballer is "Fabregas or Van Persie, now that Henry's left." She loves hot and spicy food and drinking Champagne. Lucky for her, I like hot and spicy food and love when those little bubbles tickle my nose.

9. Natalie

She's 23-years old and a true fan of Aston Villa. Her favorite player is Gareth Barry and enjoys drinking beer and eating Italian food. When you put her to bed at night and ask her what type of music you should play on your stereo, she'll tell you "I'm not fussy, I'll listen to anything." I'm gonna download every song on iTunes now.

8. Michelle

She too, is 23-years old but a lover of club Chelsea. But she loves this club because she used to work there and meet some of the players. She believes that Didier Drogba is the best striker around and enjoys sippin' Mojito's and munching on Thai food. There's a nice little Thai joint across the street from my house, if you'd care to try it out sometime. No?

7. Bianca

This 21-year old Derby County fan is "extremely flexible and can do the splits-three ways." She loves Giles Barnes (Phil, any relation?) and Steve Howard. She'll kick back a couple-two-tree Rum and Coke's while tearing the hell outta a steak. I'll have the Rum chilled, the Coke, diet and the steaks grillin'. When you coming?

6. Tal

The 22-year old beauty roots for the Bolton Wanderers and is a trained ballet dancer. She moved to England from her home land of Israel and has been a Bolton fan ever since because of Tal Ben Haim and Idan Tal. She loves to rock and drink Champagne and her favorite "footballer" is "Ivan Campo, because of his crazy hair." Hey, I've been known to have some crazy hair from time to time, "I love those bubbles, those tiny, tiny bubbles" (Green Street Hooligans) and can rock with the best of 'em. O.K., maybe that last bit is an untruth.

5. Camilla

She's 25-years old and follows Manchester United. She thinks that any man who wants to buy her a cocktail should get her a Pimms and enjoys both, Ronaldo and Ryan Giggs. Oh yeah, she's a qualified hypnotherapist and can probably make most men, if not all, do exactly what she wants. Camilla, my love, you need not hypnotize me, I will have no problem doing whatever it is that you desire.

4. Sabrina

This Newcastle United supporter is 23-years old and loves to beat guys in any sport event. She's a bit sophisticated with her Brandy and Coke drink while dining on curried goat with side orders of rice and peas. Alan Shearer, to her, is a living legend and "Little Michael Owen will become good soon." I can shoot a goat for ya' at ma' n pa's farm if ya'd like and cook it up with some peas stolen from them neighbors over there, if ya'd like, Sabrina.

3. Tammy

She is a 24-year old Middlesbrough fan loves Electro Funky House music. She fancies Jonathan Woodgate and spicy Thai food. She says that she is "pretty good at doing the crab, but you'll have to get me drunk to see it." O.K. what the hell is the crab and where can I find a liquor store? She likes to drink Vodka and cold beer and I need those two items, PRONTO!

2. Franky

Finally, we're getting older. This 26-year old beauty follows West Ham United and is a very flexible acrobat. Her, "for obvious reasons", favorite footballer is Freddy Ljungberg and loves Spaghetti Bolognese and other Italian grub. Ahem, Ms. Franky, did you notice the name of the chap who placed you as #2 of this list? I can pretend that I can kick a ball into a net.

1. Jade

And it figures, I finally find a foreign beauty that is close to me in age and the one girl that tops her is almost as young as my niece. Anyway, Jade is a 19-year old Sunderland supporter who's special skill is, "I have a really long tongue...". O.K. then. She believe that Sunderland has the "loudest and most passionate fans in the country." She wants a man to buy her an Archers and Lemonade and eat a pizza. I like pizza, and lemonade, and well, really long tongues. Get your mind outta the gutter, I love KISS, sucka.